Ipad overview

First lets deal with the jokes
then the basic stuff -well no frills writing -
you'll get the positives from every site -but i have listed down some key omissions

what was Apple thinking .ipad .i mean .really ? didtn they not have any women in their team
-whats the next version gonna be Itampon?
Smaller ,comfortable & easier to use
oh sorry that would be the Ipad nano
-great product ,pity we can only use it 3 weeks of the month
or the reverse
-Ipad-we have priced it low as you can use it only 5 days of the month
-itampon -for those days at the beach
-now i know why no camera .Ipad -Yikes
-3 versions Ipad nano for the small girls .IPAD classic for the big girls & regular for the others

Now the things which are a dealbreaker
Ipad-NO multitaskng -i mean its a tablet not a phone . i want to do 3-4 things at once or atleast keep them open

Ipad-NO USB- so you cant plug in that spare HDD of yours or SD cards
Ipad-NO 16:9 so no widescreen
_ipad-NO HD- i mean cmon -what do we do with all our collection
IPAD_NO drag drop -goddamn Itunes again
Ipad-NO camera -cmon videochat ?
Ipad-NO flash -Not a big deal fr me ,but might be for others

Great pricing (thought it wll atleast be 900$)
great Books (kindle is pretty much f#ked )
Great for gaming it will be
Iworks ,never used it so cant comment

pretty much it

pl comment if anything